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Old 08-21-2006, 01:33 PM   #1
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My Grandfather told me this joke...

Bill's girlfriend had never been golfing before so one Saturday morning he decides to take her with him. She tees off from the first tee box and hits the ball about 20 yards. Bill tees off and hits the ball about 100 yards so he tells her "You go ahead and keep hitting it and I'll be back". He takes off to find his ball and after 2 strokes he finishes the hole. Right about that time his girlfriend walks up and she's crying her eyes out. "What happened?" Bill asked. "I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole" she cried.

Bill replied with: "Maybe your stance is too wide"
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Old 08-21-2006, 03:06 PM   #2
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