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Old 08-21-2006, 01:08 PM   #1
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>A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
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>Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he
>took himself to the doctor. He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my
>honeymoon next week and my fiancÚ is still a virgin -- in every way."
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>The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it
>heal and keep it straight. It should be okay by next week."
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>He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint and
>taped it all together ... an impressive work of art.
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>The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their
>honeymoon.
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>That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her
>beautiful . She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched
>these."
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>He immediately drops his pants and replies..
>"Look at this, .. still in the CRATE!"
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