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Old 08-18-2006, 07:58 AM   #1
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White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

MESCAN kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my sister!"
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:37 AM   #3
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hahahha so friggin funny!!!!
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to be honest with you, i thought what the black kid said was funnier than the other two. hahaha!

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Old 08-18-2006, 12:07 PM   #6
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women just make it so hard to get... why can't you be like dogs, we walk up, sniff your , if we like it we get it right then and there!!!
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