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Old 08-14-2006, 02:09 PM   #1
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A Pope Story

The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air. "Hold on a minute," said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of the Catholic Church."

"This picture is my lottery win," said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life."

So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million euros.

The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera.

That looks like a really good camera," she said. "How much did it cost
you?"

"Two million euros," replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION EUROS!" said the housekeeper ..."They must have seen you
coming."
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