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Old 08-11-2006, 10:35 AM   #1
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I thought this might be useful for those of you who frequent the > casinos.

Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one
of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.
I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money and you can keep The Change!
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