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Old 08-11-2006, 03:33 AM   #1
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happy man vs happy woman (lol)

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
************************************************** *****
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food (optional, but a big plus)
3. cook and cleean (edit for jrock)

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Old 08-11-2006, 07:24 AM   #2
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:06 AM   #3
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that is so very very true.
But for me food is mandatory.
I can cook, but she better know how and it better not be burnt.
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Old 08-11-2006, 08:53 AM   #6
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women just make it so hard to get... why can't you be like dogs, we walk up, sniff your , if we like it we get it right then and there!!!
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Old 08-11-2006, 10:33 AM   #7
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that so true
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Old 08-11-2006, 10:49 AM   #8
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Not entirely. She has to wash my clothes and clean the house too.
Then I will be happy.
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Old 08-11-2006, 10:50 AM   #9
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AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH RIGHT THERE.
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