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Old 08-08-2006, 09:53 PM   #1
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Question WHAT GENDER IS YOUR BIKE AND WHAT IS IT'S NAME?

I was at a resturaunt tonight, and a stranger noticed my full gear, and inqiured about my bike. He used to ride in the 80's, but gave it up for his own personal reasons. We talked for a while about anything bike related.

As I was leaving, he asked if he could see my bike.
"Sure," I said, "I like showing off my girl."
He asked, "why do you call it a girl?" Without hesitation, or any thought, I replied, "because I'm a mans man. I wouldn't ride a boy!"

So, all of that leads me to the above titled question. What gender is yours, and why, and what is her/his name?
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Old 08-08-2006, 09:57 PM   #2
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Old 08-08-2006, 09:57 PM   #3
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shes a girl... lol i dont have a name for her but i know shes my little lady lol
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:04 PM   #4
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Mine is not really a boy or girl, But i call it SATAN since it tried to kill me on the 1st of july. Partly mt doing but you get the idea and painted it solid black.
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:08 PM   #5
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i always refered to my bike as a girl. sometimes i would even talk to her lol
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:09 PM   #6
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:20 PM   #7
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Male, cuz I like having strong, powerful man between my legs.

His name is Wilbur - from Charlotte's Web. He's a big pig that doesn't like to get dirty (or at least he was when I got him - now I kinda like some easy dirt roads)
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:29 PM   #8
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:31 PM   #9
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mine is a machine, no soul is attached. does robot count as a gender?
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Old 08-08-2006, 10:33 PM   #10
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i always refered to my bike as a girl. sometimes i would even talk to her lol
I kiss my lady...gotta love her cause she loves me back on the road...
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Old 08-09-2006, 07:31 AM   #11
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Old 08-09-2006, 07:32 AM   #12
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Old 08-09-2006, 07:38 AM   #13
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girl...and i just call it my baby...
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Mine has no gender... it's a it... i named it Stealth though cuz no one seems to see me on the f-ing road...
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:07 AM   #15
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mine is baby cause its just that. My baby. It doesnt have a gender.
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:15 AM   #16
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Mine has no gender... it's a it... i named it Stealth though cuz no one seems to see me on the f-ing road...
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Mine is a dirty girl. I am just too lazy to wash her. Shes a dirty dirty girl.
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Old 08-09-2006, 08:19 AM   #18
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