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Old 11-17-2010, 02:20 PM   #41
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:47 PM   #42
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I can be a bit chauvinistic myself, but you can't leave out the men on this one!
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Old 11-17-2010, 03:26 PM   #43
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I can be a bit chauvinistic myself, but you can't leave out the men on this one!
I was just going to say Asian people, but the most recent few occurrences just happened to be women. I know there's plenty of stupid men drivers too, more than enough.
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got a couple more

ghettofabulousness rolling up to a meet spot with their half-assed rigged boom boom music playing from their bikes. like everyone around wants to hear that nonsense. im not impressed, my friends arent impressed, and even the little teeny-bopper 14 year old fat girls with braces arent impressed.

seeing goobers sitting at a stop light revving their engines and looking around to see whos noticing them. youre gay. stop it. they arent smiling out of admiration. theyre smiling out of pity for the local retarded kid.

buzzing. that is not only just stupid and obnoxious, but its also dangerous and your putting other riders lives in jeopardy. you...yes you...are a fgt, and your mother should have swallowed you to spare us your crustiness.

people that would go to ASI and pretend like they can stunt, thus ruining it for the REAL stunters that know what theyre doing. you have no idea how much i was wishing to almighty himself that you would eat for being such a fkn tool. seriously.

i dont need "colors" to earn RESPEK. my actions speak for themselves, so dont ask me to pay monthly dues when i can ride for free, and ill be damned if ill ever have "prospect" stamped across my . MC clubs have and can do good things for the community, but dont get all poon-rashed when i respectfully say no thanks.

jackasses who block the entire width of a highway so they can get their jollies off on being fucksticks. i personally havent witnessed this thank , but ive seen the videos and i am in such awe as the stupidity of some people.

people who think TORQUE and BIKER BOYZZZZZZZ are realistic. yes, they exist.

the hello kitty. who the fk does that anyway?

sifu, princess, Aaron-pee-pee-twenty-twen-twennnnnn all get on my last.


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Old 11-17-2010, 03:37 PM   #45
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got a couple more

ghettofabulousness rolling up to a meet spot with their half-assed rigged boom boom music playing from their bikes. like everyone around wants to hear that nonsense. im not impressed, my friends arent impressed, and even the little teeny-bopper 14 year old fat girls with braces arent impressed.

seeing goobers sitting at a stop light revving their engines and looking around to see whos noticing them. youre gay. stop it. they arent smiling out of admiration. theyre smiling out of pity for the local retarded kid.

buzzing. that is not only just stupid and obnoxious, but its also dangerous and your putting other riders lives in jeopardy. you...yes you...are a fgt, and your mother should have swallowed you to spare us your crustiness.

people that would go to ASI and pretend like they can stunt, thus ruining it for the REAL stunters that know what theyre doing. you have no idea how much i was wishing to almighty himself that you would eat for being such a fkn tool. seriously.

i dont need "colors" to earn RESPEK. my actions speak for themselves, so dont ask me to pay monthly dues when i can ride for free, and ill be damned if ill ever have "prospect" stamped across my . MC clubs have and can do good things for the community, but dont get all poon-rashed when i respectfully say no thanks.

jackasses who block the entire width of a highway so they can get their jollies off on being fucksticks. i personally havent witnessed this thank , but ive seen the videos and i am in such awe as the stupidity of some people.

people who think TORQUE and BIKER BOYZZZZZZZ are realistic. yes, they exist.

the hello kitty. who the fk does that anyway?

sifu, princess, Aaron-pee-pee-twenty-twen-twennnnnn all get on my last.


Have you considered anger management treatment? Or perhaps just getting laid?

Dude - even I'm not wound THAT tight...
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Have you considered anger management treatment? Or perhaps just getting laid?

Dude - even I'm not wound THAT tight...
im gonna cut somebody.
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Like i said man - at LEAST go get laid...or even


- just cut back on the caffeine...
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i cant wait to see what im like when im your age. its gonna be epic. , i may even make the news a time or two.
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i cant wait to see what im like when im your age. its gonna be epic. , i may even make the news a time or two.
Well I already HAVE made the news...
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Well I already HAVE made the news...
well then the world is gonna be in big, big trouble....
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why the is it that when i meet someone and they findout i ride a motorcycle they tell me a horrible accident experience or an accident story......DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR DUMBASS ATE BECAUSE YOU WERENT PAYING ATTENTION OR DID SOMETHING STUPID? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! sorry just venting!
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You know those guys that run timed laps around 610 for a cash pot? Had a harley rider tell me he knew some of the guys and one of them told him his Busa was going 240+ and still had more. The guy actually believed him.

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The point was that I find stupid motorcycle stories annoying
He meant KPH which equals 150 mph.
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ghettofabulousness rolling up to a meet spot with their half-assed rigged boom boom music playing from their bikes. like everyone around wants to hear that nonsense. im not impressed, my friends arent impressed, and even the little teeny-bopper 14 year old fat girls with braces arent impressed.
Last time I rode on one of Squanto's rides, we ended up @ PP1. Lo and behold, an "individual" rode up on a TL1000 (go figure) jamming to some ghettoness.

I asked him if he had any country music to play... I guess he got a clue, because he turned the off
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The helmet strapped to the tail is probably the worst... uber ghey!
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people that me off.
1. people waiting for a stop sign to turn green.
2. people asking me to do a wheelie
3. people that squat and inspect my bike (just leave it alone)
4. people telling me how they had a bike and sold it but is buying another
5. that cut me off in a buick piece of
6. seeing that i dont have guages ask whats the fastest that i been
7. touching it rubbing there nasty hands all over my bike like they know me

i have worked my off keeping my bike running, i fixed everything my self bought all my parts. i love my bike and when people want to give me there 2 cents i usually start being a i dont care what you have to say about how dangerous they are i know. and the one thing that me off the most CAN I RIDE YOUR BIKE.. no no get away, if you want to ride go buy a bike.
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people that would go to ASI and pretend like they can stunt, thus ruining it for the REAL stunters that know what theyre doing. you have no idea how much i was wishing to almighty himself that you would eat for being such a fkn tool. seriously.
As much as I don't like stunting, you do realize that ASI is a PRACTICE spot, right? The only way you get better is practice? So you, like, go to a practice spot TOO practice?

Maybe I'm crazy, but I'd rather a stunter be in a parking lot "ruining it for the REAL stunters" than practicing that on public roads so he can then come show off at the practice spot.

Think about it.....
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people that me off.
2. people asking me to do a wheelie

4. people telling me how they had a bike and sold it but is buying another

7. touching it rubbing there nasty hands all over my bike like they know me
took the words right out of my mouth lol

that and retarded people who begs you to let them ride your bike...I'm the only one allowed to ride my bike unless I give someone the green light to do so.
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Last time I rode on one of Squanto's rides, we ended up @ PP1. Lo and behold, an "individual" rode up on a TL1000 (go figure) jamming to some ghettoness.

I asked him if he had any country music to play... I guess he got a clue, because he turned the off
plenty of that last night along with some badass skull balaclavas.
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You know those guys that run timed laps around 610 for a cash pot? Had a harley rider tell me he knew some of the guys and one of them told him his Busa was going 240+ and still had more. The guy actually believed him.


The point was that I find stupid motorcycle stories annoying
I guess you've never heard Mala's story to Albin. Albin was this weird drunk guy at one of solracers B-day parties... she told him that the holes in her shoes were the result of sticking them in someone's so many times, it wore a hole in them. also the police once radared her at 340mph dragging shoulder around 610 and she outran the helicopter. he also believed that my little honda 50 was named the punisher because it has killed 3 people.
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