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Old 11-17-2010, 11:26 AM   #21
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Friend: "Hey man, when are you going to let me ride your motorcycle?"

Me: "Never..."

I always answer "Soon as you let me ride your wife/girlfriend"...
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:26 AM   #22
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What does like that.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:29 AM   #23
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the douches that ride with the helmet strapped to the side of the bike. look
Yup. I hate those assclowns. I'm amazed that, with as much about this one particular topic as real riders hand out, it still happens all the time.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:31 AM   #24
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having a squid tell me that a) helmets are for and b) 600's are for girls. i just laugh in their face right in front of their friends and call them out to the track so they can "teach me how to ride". they tend to shut up rather quickly.

600's are for girls. You should buy my 1000 so you look a little less ghey. Just sayin..........

I keed I keed.

Seriously, you should buy my 1000.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:39 AM   #25
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2) cagers flicking their butts out of their cars.


Some lady in a suburban got me with a cig right in the neck, the only uncovered part of me. That suburban only has one mirror now.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:49 AM   #26
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600's are for girls. You should buy my 1000 so you look a little less ghey. Just sayin..........

I keed I keed.

Seriously, you should buy my 1000.
no need. my isnt THAT small.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:49 AM   #27
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I walked out to find a group of 12-13 kids standing around and sitting on my old 600rr. It was hard to control anger becuase they weren't being little asshat punks when i approached them but that me right off.
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:13 PM   #28
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I walked out to find a group of 12-13 kids standing around and sitting on my old 600rr. It was hard to control anger becuase they weren't being little asshat punks when i approached them but that me right off.
I've come out to find people standing around my bike, I guess that's fine as long as you don't touch it
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:24 PM   #29
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:43 PM   #30
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the "duck feet" riders
Are you talking about the toes pointed down with the heel on the peg? I sometimes do that just to change position and stretch my legs a bit. It looks goofy but when you're daily commute is 90 miles the change is nice.

I find it annoying when people tell you they had some awesome bike a while ago, no bike now, but they are getting another one....OK.

Or the people that actually ride and know nothing about bikes yet they talk like they do. My favorite was a guy that told me he was putting a 4 into 1 header on his TL1000R
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Old 11-17-2010, 12:47 PM   #31
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:15 PM   #32
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you kidding? I'd touch it like a priest

nice bike

Thanks man. It's an oldie but a goodie.

She has been kind to me so far. And as she is my only means of transportation, I can't complain.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:16 PM   #33
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1. Push my bike in and out of my living room (i live in aprtment)
2. Cant never get my bike clean enough after riding
3. People ask me to pop wheelie
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:19 PM   #34
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^^^ Or do anything while in the middle of traffic...
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:23 PM   #35
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no need. my isnt THAT small.
I have heard different...........
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:38 PM   #36
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My biggest pet peeve is cops. It would be nice if they would see me and think to themselves, "Oh, that's yeraboof... cool. I should wave...". Oh well, too bad I'm stuck in reality.

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no need. my isnt THAT small.
She just tells you that to be nice...
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You know those guys that run timed laps around 610 for a cash pot? Had a harley rider tell me he knew some of the guys and one of them told him his Busa was going 240+ and still had more. The guy actually believed him.

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The point was that I find stupid motorcycle stories annoying
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:48 PM   #39
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[QUOTE=Grimace;2716924]You know those guys that run timed laps around 610 for a cash pot? Had a harley rider tell me he knew some of the guys and one of them told him his Busa was going 240+ and still had more. The guy actually believed him.



Busa Riders lie like !!
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You know those guys that run timed laps around 610 for a cash pot? Had a harley rider tell me he knew some of the guys and one of them told him his Busa was going 240+ and still had more. The guy actually believed him.

DoubleFacepalmRickerPicard

The point was that I find stupid motorcycle stories annoying
My 1000 is good for 240+...................

Wait, we are talking LB's right.
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