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Old 08-03-2006, 06:19 PM   #1
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The Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutter s, "No.......... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Old 08-03-2006, 06:24 PM   #2
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bwwhahaahahahahahaahah

I hope the man has some dare devil tricks and was able to back flip out of the seat and run off at that moment


but who would beat up a blind man anyways


and how would a blind man know about blones?!
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Old 08-03-2006, 06:35 PM   #3
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they probably still didn't get it :keke
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Old 08-03-2006, 07:29 PM   #4
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Old 08-03-2006, 07:35 PM   #5
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omg...that right there just made my day...thanks scoot for the laugh!!!
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:08 PM   #6
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hehehehehehe........
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Old 08-03-2006, 08:28 PM   #7
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I don't get it!!
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:14 PM   #8
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I don't get it!!
bwahahahahhaa, great response
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:57 PM   #9
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Old 08-03-2006, 10:11 PM   #10
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