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Old 10-18-2010, 04:15 PM   #81
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whats funny is someone on here said it was his dad and he was on a call. total bullshit. if he was on a call then what was the reason for slowing down to about 40mph and getting on teh shoulder? ya. fking rednecks.
says the guy with the sub-atomic sized and the compensatory-sized truck....



fwiw, never move over for anything but a marked vehicle with normal lights, if some with wig-wags on his truck/car/whatever turns that on his insurance will NOT cover any problems he has and he has no authority to expect you to move. so, him in his little assylum and sit tight.
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says the guy with the sub-atomic sized and the compensatory-sized truck....



fwiw, never move over for anything but a marked vehicle with normal lights, if some with wig-wags on his truck/car/whatever turns that on his insurance will NOT cover any problems he has and he has no authority to expect you to move. so, him in his little assylum and sit tight.
it was about 10 at night there was no way for me to tell if anything was marked or not. regardless, if theyre lit up, i will ALWAYS assume its for legit reasons and pull over for them. i wont act like a douche on the road just cause one farmer john decided to abuse his privleges.

oh, and youre not-funny lame excuse of a joke is rather redundant, considering its listed right there in my profile. oh how i love relieving you of your ammo.
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Old 10-18-2010, 05:42 PM   #86
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it was about 10 at night there was no way for me to tell if anything was marked or not. regardless, if theyre lit up, i will ALWAYS assume its for legit reasons and pull over for them. i wont act like a douche on the road just cause one farmer john decided to abuse his privleges.

oh, and youre not-funny lame excuse of a joke is rather redundant, considering its listed right there in my profile. oh how i love relieving you of your ammo.
settle down chubby, you'll wet something.even children in the womb know cops run lights and no sound and fire vehicles run both. especially at night.
no one has read your "thing on the left". not that guy over there, not a new guy, not today, not tomorrow, and wednesday is looking bad too.
I'm never without ammo, even if it's the blanks in my sack. it still stings their eyes.
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:41 PM   #87
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settle down chubby, you'll wet something.even children in the womb know cops run lights and no sound and fire vehicles run both. especially at night.
no one has read your "thing on the left". not that guy over there, not a new guy, not today, not tomorrow, and wednesday is looking bad too.
I'm never without ammo, even if it's the blanks in my sack. it still stings their eyes.
hold on, gotta dig out my geriatric midget super secret decoder ring.....wait...i think..ya i got it. now to put it on level 10 (i left the one that goes to 11 in my other pants) and decipher that gummy sticky-plant jibberish that was so insignificantly posted by a girdle-wearing yogurt gargler. i shall return with my results, depending on how much LSD itll take...
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you talking to the wookie or thomas?
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settle down chubby, you'll wet something.even children in the womb know cops run lights and no sound and fire vehicles run both. especially at night.
no one has read your "thing on the left". not that guy over there, not a new guy, not today, not tomorrow, and wednesday is looking bad too.
I'm never without ammo, even if it's the blanks in my sack. it still stings their eyes.
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happened to me three years ago when a tool bag thought it was funny to light up his redneck wanna be firefighter lightbar to make me pull over. when i got on the shoulder he passed me, got on the shoulder in front of me and blew that all in my face. Jo-Bob lost a mirror that night. i got a lot of from tool bags here that have no idea what teh theyre talking about cause they think they knew what was going on even though they werent even there, but i dont regret a single bit of it. stick hillbilly boy will think twice before he pulls that again, i guarantee it.

A couple weeks back I am sitting at a red light on Center Street in Deer Park, in front of me in a guy in a jeep with his daughter eating ice cream. This douche nozzle rolls up next to him at the light and revs the out of his ragged Dodge cummins and smokes the poor guy and his kid in the jeep.

Now keep in mind this is not a jeep cherokee but a Wrangler with the top down no doors nothing.

You can see the in the truck and his buddies laughing.

The light turns green and diesel douche guns it, spraying soot and diesel fumes all over the guy and his kid in the jeep again.

Diesel douche gets caught at the next light, the guy in the jeep pulls up, unbuckles walks over to the side of the truck, and throttles diesel douche right in the face, diesel douche must had the knocked out of him cause his truck rolls into the intersection.

Jeep guy gets back in his jeep, buckles up and waits for the light to turn green.

Light turns green, and we pull away. I get in the lane next to jeep guy and hollered at him, " he deserved it".

He just gave me a thumps up and drove on.
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A couple weeks back I am sitting at a red light on Center Street in Deer Park, in front of me in a guy in a jeep with his daughter eating ice cream. This douche nozzle rolls up next to him at the light and revs the out of his ragged Dodge cummins and smokes the poor guy and his kid in the jeep.

Now keep in mind this is not a jeep cherokee but a Wrangler with the top down no doors nothing.

You can see the in the truck and his buddies laughing.

The light turns green and diesel douche guns it, spraying soot and diesel fumes all over the guy and his kid in the jeep again.

Diesel douche gets caught at the next light, the guy in the jeep pulls up, unbuckles walks over to the side of the truck, and throttles diesel douche right in the face, diesel douche must had the knocked out of him cause his truck rolls into the intersection.

Jeep guy gets back in his jeep, buckles up and waits for the light to turn green.

Light turns green, and we pull away. I get in the lane next to jeep guy and hollered at him, " he deserved it".

He just gave me a thumps up and drove on.
Justice served. That is awesome.
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A couple weeks back I am sitting at a red light on Center Street in Deer Park, in front of me in a guy in a jeep with his daughter eating ice cream. This douche nozzle rolls up next to him at the light and revs the out of his ragged Dodge cummins and smokes the poor guy and his kid in the jeep.

Now keep in mind this is not a jeep cherokee but a Wrangler with the top down no doors nothing.

You can see the in the truck and his buddies laughing.

The light turns green and diesel douche guns it, spraying soot and diesel fumes all over the guy and his kid in the jeep again.

Diesel douche gets caught at the next light, the guy in the jeep pulls up, unbuckles walks over to the side of the truck, and throttles diesel douche right in the face, diesel douche must had the knocked out of him cause his truck rolls into the intersection.

Jeep guy gets back in his jeep, buckles up and waits for the light to turn green.

Light turns green, and we pull away. I get in the lane next to jeep guy and hollered at him, " he deserved it".

He just gave me a thumps up and drove on.
hahaha. if anything should be made illegal, its that faggy black smoke .
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hahaha. if anything should be made illegal, its that faggy black smoke .
No ... most of these guys with these pickups will never pull wit the truck anyway.

Those guys must have the tiniest dicks cause they so so are overcompensating for something with those big trucks.

BTW, I drive a tiny Ford Falcon.
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No ... most of these guys with these pickups will never pull wit the truck anyway.

Those guys must have the tiniest dicks cause they so so are overcompensating for something with those big trucks.

BTW, I drive a tiny Ford Falcon.
lmao you can say that about anything. "they have tiny dicks cause they have crotch rockets. they have tiny dicks cause they have sports cars. they have tiny dicks cause theyre asian." list goes on and on.

btw i love my diesel but ill never make it look like like that.
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