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Old 07-23-2006, 01:02 PM   #1
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Physic Dog ?

A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to

Report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on

the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before

the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene,curious to see this

psychic dog or senile lady.He climbed a telephone pole,hooked in his

test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the

telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone

repairman found:

1.The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel

chain and collar.

2.The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3.The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the

number was called.

4After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then

urinate.

5.The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the

phone to ring...

which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed

by and moaning.
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Old 07-23-2006, 01:13 PM   #2
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thats a groaner...errr, I mean, moaner
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lol that would be pretty ****ed up if it were true lol
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thats funny!!!!
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lol that would be pretty ****ed up if it were true lol
it is true.....
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i think it was a joke dude
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ooh owell.....
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dude its goin crazy out here.. rain goin side ways... lots of lightning
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another "BLEH" post by Scooter Trash.
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