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Old 07-21-2006, 08:41 AM   #1
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Harry was getting up in years and found that he was unable to perform sexually like he used to. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said he throws a handful of white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when I'm done?"

The medicine man replies: "All your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year."

Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new cure. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123." And suddenly he becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.
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