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Old 09-02-2010, 03:52 AM   #1
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:57 AM   #2
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:52 AM   #3
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2006 Yamaha R6 Raven - THE BABY MAKER!! - $5100 (North Austin)

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THIS BIKE IS SO AWESOME THAT THIS GIRL SAW ME ON IT, STUFF HAPPENED, SHE GOT PREGNANT, WE GOT MARRIED, AND NOW WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY. I just wanted to give you fair warning of what this bike is capable of. I'm not sure how the engineers at Yamaha did it, but this bike will make you extremely potent. I don't recommend this bike for women unless you want to immaculately conceive on your first ride. The bike is just that amazing!!

The bike is in great shape, clear blue title, no problems and had an oil change and chain service done by Zabor's less than 100 miles ago. The bike has 15,250 miles on it, but runs like it's new! There are a few scratches where it went down with the previous owner. The muffler has a few scratches but nothing major. The old handle grips are wearing out but I have new ones that go with the bike. I have some parts for the bike that I didn't get around to installing - frame sliders, front flushmount turn signals, a disc alarm, and I also have digital copies of the service manual and the parts manual too. I was going to put all this stuff on, but apparently if you want more free time in your life you should NOT get someone pregnant. Just saying. Oh, and it has a rear fender eliminator kit installed to tuck the tail lights and license plate up for extra sexiness for both you and the bike.

I'm also selling an alpinestars mesh jacket, joe rocket pants, helmet, and two sets of gloves. I warn you though, if you wear all this gear while riding this bike, you'll look so good that you better not drive by any sororities because you'll immediately gain 50 baby mommas. Consider yourself warned.

Cash only please.

No refunds if anyone gets knocked up.
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:55 AM   #4
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its craigslist, of course you have to be creative, or get flagged by some douchenozzle......
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:55 AM   #5
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:01 AM   #6
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if a Yamaha is a sexual potency aid, a Harley would be a preservative.
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:08 AM   #7
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:27 AM   #8
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:31 AM   #9
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that is awesome!
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hahahaha! I dont care who you are; that chit is funny!
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