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Old 07-19-2006, 09:08 PM   #1
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Theres no way....

This has to be a man making this up, such a woman does not exist!!!!

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I am so sick & tired of hearing women , , about their men. It's your own fault. If I were a man and had to listen to all your , then that's exactly how I'd treat you! I have absolutely the BEST boyfriend in the world! He’s loving, sweet, funny, trustworthy, sensitive, intelligent, witty, good looking, very well endowed, hard working, ambitious, loyal, unpretentious, understanding, caring, honest and he treats me like I’ve always wanted to be treated. We get along beautifully. I’ve had others – some good & some bad, but what’s the difference? I treat him according to ’s golden rule, “Do unto others as you would have done unto you…” I don’t , gripe, act overly sensitive or insecure. I simply love him and treat him the way I would like to be treated. It’s a pleasure to clean up his messes, wash his clothes, cook (although he does most of this) and take care of him. I don’t get because he put the toilet paper roll on backwards, didn’t put the toilet lid down or left his socks laying in the floor. I don’t do anything, expecting something in return and by doing this I GET more than I ever give to him and I’m NOT talking about “stuff” either! I’ve had more “stuff” given to me than you could ever imagine, but was treated like . I don’t want jewels or material possessions – I have all that “stuff”. I simply want to be loved, respected and cared for by my wonderful, sweet, redneck-blue collar boyfriend. He has more “class” than any man I’ve ever encountered. He comes home from a long day (starts at 4:30am – gets home about 6pm) of working in the heat – he’s a welder and he’s stinky when he gets home, but I love his “smell” no matter what. When he walks in the door, he’s got a fresh glass of ice tea waiting on him, as well as supper. I help him take off his steel-toe boots, then we eat. Afterwards, we go feed our pigs, horses, dogs, cats & bunnies and just hang out with the animals & my daughter for awhile. We come back in, he takes a shower and I clean the kitchen. He gets on the computer and checks out craigslist – so much negativity... Sometimes we watch a little TV, but most of the time we just laugh & talk. Then I put him to bed. I usually put lotion on his feet & massage them and we're talking & laughing the whole time. We usually reserve for Thur, Fri, Sat and/or Sunday (mainly because I’m a squirter/gusher & I always get both of us soaking wet so we have to take another shower – hehe!!!) but he usually gets 3 or 4 GOOD “mouth-hugs” a week before he goes to bed so he will sleep better. Is he spoiled??? ABSOLUTELY!!!! I wouldn’t have it any other way. Am I spoiled??? ABSOLUTELY!!!! Neither one of us EVER does anything with the intentions of getting something in return. So lady’s, spoil your man. Treat him like a king. Quit , griping and worrying about “class”. Put first, then your man and you’ll be pleasantly surprised...I dare you!!!!!
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:13 PM   #2
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omg lmao...We usually reserve for Thur, Fri, Sat and/or Sunday (mainly because I’m a squirter/gusher & I always get both of us soaking wet so we have to take another shower – hehe!!!) .... grosss lol
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:17 PM   #3
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Old 07-19-2006, 09:17 PM   #4
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:25 PM   #5
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:38 AM   #6
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5 rupees say ramius wrote this!!


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Old 07-20-2006, 12:42 AM   #7
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I didn't write it, but I will admit, I've dreamed about meeting someone like that my whole life =)
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:48 AM   #8
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,there go my 5 rupees.:eh:

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I have a feeling that talks too much.
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My girl gushes all over the friggen place I hate it. Oh and such a girl does not exist it. Yeah it is made up or she is ugly as and really overweight or something.
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(mainly because I’m a squirter/gusher & I always get both of us soaking wet so we have to take another shower – hehe!!!) .... grosss lol
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omg lmao...We usually reserve for Thur, Fri, Sat and/or Sunday (mainly because I’m a squirter/gusher & I always get both of us soaking wet so we have to take another shower – hehe!!!) .... grosss lol
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