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Old 07-19-2006, 07:19 PM   #1
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joke

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i thought it was funny

a wife goes to a women empowerment meeting. she comes home and when her husband gets home he asks her, "honey can you get me a beer." she says, " i don't have to do that anymore at my meeting they explained i don't have to."

a little later the husband asks, "honey can you make me something to eat." she replies, "i don't have to do that anymore at my meeting they explained i don't have to."

the husband said, "ok if you say that one more time you won't see me for three days." a little later he asks her to get him a beer and she wouldn't do it.

first day goes by. she didn't see him.
second day goes by she didn't see him.

on the third day she could see him a little bit out of her right eye.


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Old 07-19-2006, 07:20 PM   #2
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hahaha first take i didnt get it.. im so stupid...
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:35 PM   #4
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BAAAAHAHAHAHAA.... EVEN I GOT IT!

There was a joke similar to that in the Maxim mag... About the black chick beating her man....
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:50 PM   #5
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:53 PM   #7
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:55 PM   #8
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i heard about this joke a couple days ago but still funny...
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