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Old 08-25-2010, 02:57 PM   #1
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Lady Bicycle Cop Downtown

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She's lucky I was stuck in traffic - I would have smoked her .


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Old 08-25-2010, 03:00 PM   #2
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if this is real... that is fkn hilarious
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Dude, she was trying to pick you up. Did you at least give her your information for her later use?
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Old 08-25-2010, 03:03 PM   #4
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if this is real... that is fkn hilarious
Totally real. I nearly dropped my bike.
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Old 08-25-2010, 03:04 PM   #5
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Dude, she was trying to pick you up. Did you at least give her your information for her later use?
No. She was old (my age, at least), and not hot.
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, killing my dreams here... a hot biker cop... guess it will never come true
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Old 08-25-2010, 03:09 PM   #7
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OH, NO! I'm sorry. I'll try again:

Dude - she was ' SMOKIN' HOT! With a body like Jessica Biel, but a face like (input name of a woman with a beautiful face here)! I couldn't believe it. OMG, and the way she rode that bike - like she was a star.

There just wasn't time to get her digits before the light changed... it could never be.
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OH, NO! I'm sorry. I'll try again:

Dude - she was ' SMOKIN' HOT! With a body like Jessica Biel, but a face like (input name of a woman with a beautiful face here)! I couldn't believe it. OMG, and the way she rode that bike - like she was a star.

There just wasn't time to get her digits before the light changed... it could never be.
Now THAT story RULES!!!
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OH, NO! I'm sorry. I'll try again:

Dude - she was ' SMOKIN' HOT! With a body like Jessica Biel, but a face like (input name of a woman with a beautiful face here)! I couldn't believe it. OMG, and the way she rode that bike - like she was a star.

There just wasn't time to get her digits before the light changed... it could never be.
better
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Old 08-25-2010, 03:37 PM   #10
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tell me you two kissed and got into some heavy petting...please
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Did she also have the seat removed? You know just the post sticking up.
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No. She was old (my age, at least), and not hot.
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was she hot?
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Did she also have the seat removed? You know just the post sticking up.
I was thinking the same
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we established she was HOT, and that is the way it is, two hot chicks on bikes, that got into some heavy petting with sweaty bodies on the hot streets of downtown


ok I''m going outside to go look for some of this action
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we established she was HOT, and that is the way it is, two hot chicks on bikes, that got into some heavy petting with sweaty bodies on the hot streets of downtown


ok I''m going outside to go look for some of this action
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OH, NO! I'm sorry. I'll try again:

Dude - she was ' SMOKIN' HOT! With a body like Jessica Biel, but a face like (input name of a woman with a beautiful face here)! I couldn't believe it. OMG, and the way she rode that bike - like she was a star.

There just wasn't time to get her digits before the light changed... it could never be.
Are you trying to imply that Jessica Biel does not have a beautiful face? Cuz if so thems fighting words!! and Im talking mud wrasslin fighting words!
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All BS aside, was she late 30's and looked dikeish? I work downtown and think Ive seen her
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Are you trying to imply that Jessica Biel does not have a beautiful face? Cuz if so thems fighting words!! and Im talking mud wrasslin fighting words!
Yes. And I'm not implying it at all - I'm saying it right here and now that Jessica Biel has a man face. I HATE her face. Every single thing about her face I hate. Man face. What'cha gonna do? I ain't skert.

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