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Old 07-12-2006, 10:51 PM   #101
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Old 07-12-2006, 10:51 PM   #102
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lol, that show owns
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lol, that show owns
I like American dad too, the alien ROX!!!!
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Old 07-12-2006, 10:58 PM   #104
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no one is TALKING!!!! I'm bored....help!!!!
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:07 PM   #105
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i'm bored too :(
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.

She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me."

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"
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The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.

One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.

He thought to himself, "what should I do?"

"Oh-I know."

He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.

After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.

Afterwords, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?"

She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother..."
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well...fyi...chase is the LaSt person you wanna talk to if ur bored. he's not exactly a ball of fire.
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i dunno what that means :(
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that is freaking disgusting!!!!!
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here is Train
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well there is Arturos answer
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But WAIT.. there's more .....
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go on...........
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go on...........

Nuh uh.. I'll keep the list to myself. This thread is so wrong. lol
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