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Old 07-12-2006, 08:47 PM   #41
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Old 07-12-2006, 08:56 PM   #43
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that's what happens after you have kids
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:25 PM   #45
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that's what happens after you have kids
Thats what happens when you are lazy and don't want to explain to your kids what a or a is. *Note here I don't have kids I may end up doing the same thing-doesn't mean I won't be lazy


It does remind me of a castration joke though (the whole Ramius thing)

This guy took his elephant to the vet and asked if he could castrate the elephant or give it a vasectomy.

The vet replied, "Of course."

The man expressed concern that it might hurt since the elephant was no longer a baby. The vet assured him it normally wouldn't hurt and the man agreed to the procedure. So the vet collected two bricks and walks underneath the elephant and SLAMS them together over the elephants nuts.

The elephant screams and actually rolls over in pain and the man is quite shocked. He questions the vet 'I thought you said it normally doesn't hurt."

The vet replies "It didn't-it only hurts if you catch your thumbs between the bricks."
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Old 07-12-2006, 09:27 PM   #46
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Thats what happens when you are lazy and don't want to explain to your kids what a or a is. *Note here I don't have kids I may end up doing the same thing-doesn't mean I won't be lazy


It does remind me of a castration joke though (the whole Ramius thing)

This guy took his elephant to the vet and asked if he could castrate the elephant or give it a vasectomy.

The vet replied, "Of course."

The man expressed concern that it might hurt since the elephant was no longer a baby. The vet assured him it normally wouldn't hurt and the man agreed to the procedure. So the vet collected two bricks and walks underneath the elephant and SLAMS them together over the elephants nuts.

The elephant screams and actually rolls over in pain and the man is quite shocked. He questions the vet 'I thought you said it normally doesn't hurt."

The vet replies "It didn't-it only hurts if you catch your thumbs between the bricks."
It's not called lazy, apperantly the school system has a problem with kids under the age of 13 knowing the correct terminology.......Been there done that.
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Old 07-12-2006, 10:58 PM   #47
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It's insane, I had to get my 8 year old stepdaughter to swear that she won't say anything to the other kids. She wanted to know the truth, and I told her.

I read in a parenting magazine that you should tell the truth. Don't be graphic, but tell the truth when kids ask.
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It's insane, I had to get my 8 year old stepdaughter to swear that she won't say anything to the other kids. She wanted to know the truth, and I told her.

I read in a parenting magazine that you should tell the truth. Don't be graphic, but tell the truth when kids ask.

I would agree with that.
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:31 PM   #52
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I totally agree, until my son is old enough to ask fo rthe truth, it will be a dinky and a nana.......and he was brought to this earth because I dreamed and prayed for him. But when he asks, I'm gonna tell him the truth.
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that's what happens after you have kids
i have a kid i dont call it dinky and nana:icon_bigg
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