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Old 07-10-2006, 09:11 PM   #1
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Muslem moms

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."

"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now, though," mum confides.

"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."

"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."

"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

"He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says.

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:20 PM   #3
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whats martyr =/
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martyr: historically, a martyr is a person who dies for his or her religious faith. sometimes, it is for a different "noble cause" - like patriotically dying for a nation's glory in a war.
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:26 PM   #5
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I'm just curious how you win over some dedication like that?
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I'm just curious how you win over some dedication like that?

shoot them before they blow up themselves killing great numbers of innocent poeple?
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I'm just curious how you win over some dedication like that?

shoot them before they blow up themselves killing great numbers of innocent poeple?


its not like we americans dun kill innocent ppl...we been killing innocet ppl for years..
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oh btw...hello motohouston..this should have been my first post...
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hahahhaa.. thats a funnnny one scoot!!!:laughing6
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