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Old 07-03-2006, 07:04 PM   #1
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restaurant jokes...

if u ever worked for a restaurant u knwo what im talking about...and by the way they arent original, i found them on a different site

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"


A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"


How many waitresses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Two to stand around about it and one to go get the manager.
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