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Old 07-03-2006, 03:21 AM   #1
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i locked my keys in my car

at a strip club. this ****ing sucks. and court today at 9 AM
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:21 AM   #2
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find an older dancer with rock hard boobies...

use them to break the window...
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:26 AM   #4
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they were closing as we pulled up.
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they were closing as we pulled up.
so you were in a hurry to get in?... wow... that's pretty desperate just to see some tata's...
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HAHAHA you are sooooo stoopid!!
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:44 AM   #7
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i know. it's the lifestyle....it's killing me inside.
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Hey, Strippers are people too!! They are just normaly dirty whores. But none the less they are people!!
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"what happened to lipstick on the collar? , i got an streak on my shirt! how am i supposed to explain that to my wife?"
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"what happened to lipstick on the collar? , i got an streak on my shirt! how am i supposed to explain that to my wife?"
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come on guys, we're a community. let's get somebody up here to Crosby and pick me up. we can do this
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oh shizzle... you're fuct!... that's an hour north of town... :confused1
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i guess i'll have to ride my motorcycle to court : / i just hope they don't tow away my car
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"what happened to lipstick on the collar? , i got an streak on my shirt! how am i supposed to explain that to my wife?"

thats ur fault and ur problem...
with a wife at home that is where u should be...

they u would not have to worry about your keys!
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