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Old 06-26-2006, 03:45 AM   #1
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My sunday night.

Ok I left the house round 830 to hit the street races, got there, big crowd, actually got some races, I f*kn lost every race(air shifter was shifting bike into netral). So, I decide to go hang outside the club and pose by my bike to tryn pull some hoes, no luck there either! I go to denys with my buddy(he got a girl at the club) I spend what money I salvaged from the race scene and decide to head for the house. Were haulin down ft bend toll rd(buddys headed to his house w/girl) we are toping a hill with a curve and guess what? A hottie walking on the highway shoulder!! Here b/f kicked her out the car , his loss . The night is getting better, I take her to her apt off of bissonet in the hood! After she twisted my arm I decided to go inside to drink a bottle of water. OK heres where it gets good. I'm up stairs, bout to get , and guess who shows up? B/F!! Dude has a key. Recap: I'm in the hood w/a girl that here b/f kiked her out on the highway(oh yeah, no shoes). She goes down to meet him, I'm like WTF, normal hood drama goin on downstairs, so by this time I'm goin out the window, second story, think I injured my pancreas, or liver on the way down. My bike is parked on the walkway in front of the apt, I'm thinkn screw my bike, I go ahead and make my way to it, I can hear this fool talkn about busting a cap , during this whole exiting, all I can think is I was about to get some !! I fire my bike and practice my 60" time down the sidewalk, I'm feeln really good about my skills about now. wheres my phone?
Might have to write that bioch off(phone). So long story short if anyone gets a call from a violent dude its not me.

Made it home fine, no home phone, web site will not let me cancel my phone, have to roll to the pay phone, might do it in the morning, night has been weird.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:55 AM   #2
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:59 AM   #3
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:03 AM   #4
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how is he gunna call ur phone if u dont have a phone?
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:39 AM   #8
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shoulda hid in the closet R. Kelly style.
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:43 AM   #9
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:11 AM   #10
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:19 AM   #11
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I'm up stairs, bout to get , and guess who shows up? B/F!!

Man...you really know how to respect the ladies.

Not that she was any better inviting a strange guy into the house.
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how is he gunna call ur phone if u dont have a phone?
he can get the beyotch's side of the story ... probably something like "I was bummed cause my b/f kicked me out of the car so i worked this dumbass on a bike to get me home and then he wouldn't leave till I gave him a bottle of water etc ..."
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:18 PM   #15
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dude i totally luv when that happens... :o concidering its never happened to me
i did have a brother walk in on me and his sister, went down that was fun ... not in the hood tho
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dang, I wanna call your phone and see if she picks up!

BTW sounds like a fun night, seriously, it's one of those nights where it sucks to be in it... but a couple months later it's all good =)
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dude i totally luv when that happens... :o concidering its never happened to me
i did have a brother walk in on me and his sister, went down that was fun ... not in the hood tho

So wouldn't that mean you were banging ur sister too then? :eh:
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this story sounds like something that would happen to me. xcept with my luck id get a nut off before busting out the mutherfukin window =D
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