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Old 06-22-2006, 05:03 PM   #1
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Question Pranks

Whats the best prank u eva pulled ill start got 2


Aight first one was i was working at my friends restaurant at katy mills and it was the end of the day we kinda hungry so i offer to make him a sandwich well i make em one but u know after u wash the dishes the left ova meat and potatoes and junk in the drain after a full day of work i used that with reg meat in the filling .... :icon_bigg after he ate the whole thing i told him he swore to get me back in between gaging / puking nvr has though lol


aight #2 hope it dont burn for this :laughing6

lol i worked at sbarros at the mall and this lady was being a complete shes vegetarian and i had made here a pizza but cut it with a regular pizza cutter that mabey touched meat ...... she refused to take it and it was expensive thick crust one i got so i had to make her a new one lol so i added my special ingrediant .... bacon bitz to the tomatoe sauce and finished coating it with the rest of the ingredients cooked it and gave it to her after she finished the thing she came back and complemented me on the best pizza she eva had

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well there was this one girl right... she told me she would never suck a penix. so i told her i'd get her to do it to me. and she argued she wouldn't. so i sat on her stomach, then i put my knees on her shoulders while she giggled. i was laughing the whole time... then i meat-slapped her forehead and kept yellin at her to open her mouth and she finally did

does that count as a prank?
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well there was this one girl right... she told me she would never suck a penix. so i told her i'd get her to do it to me. and she argued she wouldn't. so i sat on her stomach, then i put my knees on her shoulders while she giggled. i was laughing the whole time... then i meat-slapped her forehead and kept yellin at her to open her mouth and she finally did

does that count as a prank?

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well there was this one girl right... she told me she would never suck a penix. so i told her i'd get her to do it to me. and she argued she wouldn't. so i sat on her stomach, then i put my knees on her shoulders while she giggled. i was laughing the whole time... then i meat-slapped her forehead and kept yellin at her to open her mouth and she finally did

does that count as a prank?

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a couple of years ago i was in padre with my family and all my dad and uncles would do is drink well one morning they had hangovers and were half asleep askin for aspirin well i grabbed the bottle and it was empty so i put some skittles in there and my uncle took some thinkin they were aspirin and later that day i was like... those asprin help? and he said yes sir i had one major headache...lol
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when I worked at the resteraunt, I gave one of the co-workers a "brownie" with some whip creme on top.

In actuallity, it was a coffee cake, those lumps of compressed grouned up coffee beans that you throw in the coffee maker in commercial areas, such as a reasturant. It was cute watching him take the first huge bite, and it breaking up all over the place. Took him some time to get it out of his mouth as well.

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In actuallity, it was a coffee cake, those lumps of compressed grouned up coffee beans that you throw in the coffee maker in commercial areas, such as a reasturant. It was cute watching him take the first huge bite, and it breaking up all over the place. Took him some time to get it out of his mouth as well.

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its it better if I mention this was the "initiation" thing that was done to everyone, including it happend to me, only when I got it, i said to myself "this smells like coffee", and I took a nibble, and promptly threw in the trash can
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well there was this one girl right... she told me she would never suck a penix. so i told her i'd get her to do it to me. and she argued she wouldn't. so i sat on her stomach, then i put my knees on her shoulders while she giggled. i was laughing the whole time... then i meat-slapped her forehead and kept yellin at her to open her mouth and she finally did

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its it better if I mention this was the "initiation" thing that was done to everyone, including it happend to me, only when I got it, i said to myself "this smells like coffee", and I took a nibble, and promptly threw in the trash can
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well there was this one girl right... she told me she would never suck a penix. so i told her i'd get her to do it to me. and she argued she wouldn't. so i sat on her stomach, then i put my knees on her shoulders while she giggled. i was laughing the whole time... then i meat-slapped her forehead and kept yellin at her to open her mouth and she finally did

does that count as a prank?
:laughing6 wonder if thats gonna make as someones new sig file?
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