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Old 06-21-2006, 04:04 AM   #1
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Cleaning your system out...

SO there is a certain someone I work with that has to take a drug test by next Tue and is wondering how to flush things like pot out of his system, i told him seeing the fact that I am drug free other than drinking that I had no clue, but I thought I would ask you peeps on here any ideas?
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:08 AM   #2
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:13 AM   #3
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Go to a head shop and ask for a body toxin remover. Dont tell them you need it for a test or cause you smoke pot, they cant sell it to you like that. Just say you have to remove some body toxins and need the drink mix. Its really simple.
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:14 AM   #4
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This is just stuff that I heard....and I "heard " that It works. hehe
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:01 AM   #5
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Old 06-21-2006, 06:11 AM   #6
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put certo n tha gatoraid and then drink i tfast and drink a 1/2 gallon of water lmao! it works =p i wouldnt know from personal use cause i dont do drugs haha
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Old 06-21-2006, 07:48 AM   #7
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go to a head shop and get some ready clean...make sure the guy hasnt smoked for at least 3 or 4 days.....on the day of the drug test....at least 2 hours prior....drink the entire bottle....fill it up twice with water and drink it....he'll be clean for 5 hours....tell him to make sure he at least 5 or 6 times before the drug test...if he had more time...then he could just take some azo standards....those always work for me...
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Old 06-21-2006, 07:49 AM   #8
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try drinking copius amounts of drano, drink a 1/2 gallon of bleach and 6 gallons of water and tag team 4 fat girls to sweat it out. Should be good to go.
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ummmm, what kind of drug test is this person taking, urine tests are easy to bypass ^^ with all that advice, if they get a hair sample or swab test, your friend, is fuc ked
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:05 AM   #10
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if the job requires a hair sample, he should have quit long ago. Depending on the amount of THC in his system, he should be just fine by quitting smoking now and consuming a LOT of H2O every day. Or, just quit using drugs?
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:10 AM   #12
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I dont know if anyone mentioned this but in the Jelly isle there is a thing called Certol... mix it with some juice and then drink a gallon of water afterwards. You'll be every 10 minutes but it'll be straight water. lol
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tell him to go buy the fake and thing...
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tell him to go buy the fake and thing...
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go to GNC and get some body toxin remover formual they sell it behind the counter for about $50 its pricey but it works like a charm. i do know that from experiance i aint gana lie.. i used to toke it up big time back in the day
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it works.. you strap it on you and it has this fake pee inside it, easiest and safest way to pass
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Ask big comfy he has to pass them all the time
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