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Old 06-21-2006, 10:46 AM   #21
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Joke that's a lot more funny to the teller than the listener.

A frog walks into a bank. He walks up to the teller, Patty Whack, and says, "Hi Patty. My name is Kermit Jagger. My dad's Mick Jagger. I'd like to borrow $100,000."

She says to him, "Well, that's a lot of money, do you have any collateral." He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a ceramic elephant, and hands it to her. She says, "I don't know about this. Let me get my manager."

The manager comes out shakes hands all friendly with Kermit, pats him on the back and asks Patty, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patty shows him the elephant and asks, "What's this?"

The manager says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:49 AM   #23
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