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Old 06-19-2006, 07:27 PM   #1
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Professor giving a class on Ghosts.
He asks his class of maybe 50 students.

"How many have ever seen a ghost?"
about 10 raise their hands.
"How many of you have ever talked to a ghost?"
about 5 keep their hands raised.
"Ok then how many of u have ever had with a ghost?"
One guy from Arkansas still has his hand raised.
The professor is amazed. He tells the one guy to come up to the front of the class.
He asked.
"So tell us about your expierence with having with a GHOST."

The hillbilly then says "GHOST!
I thought you said GOAT"
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:48 PM   #2
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not funny..but nic try
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:56 AM   #4
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not funny..but nic try
Ok how about.
A penguin is having car problems with his car smoking so he pulls into a local garage and asks the mechanic to look at it.
The penguin then goes across the street to the ice cream shop.
Well the Penguin has no arms so he gets ice cream all down the front of him.
When finished he goes back across the street and asks about his car.
Well the mechanic says.
"well it looks like u have blown a seal"
The penguin replies.. "Oh no,,, thats just ice cream"

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Old 06-21-2006, 09:55 AM   #5
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:57 AM   #6
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that was moderatly funny... i chuckled a little bit
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okay how about this one... two gay guys are having .... who goes to first?
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okay how about this one... two gay guys are having .... who goes to first?

YOU do, for telling this joke!
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:14 AM   #10
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haha who michelle?
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Old 06-21-2006, 10:19 AM   #11
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the one who's getting ****ed cause he already has his packed. hardy har har.. hahaha
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hahahahahaha... i've said this joke a million times, but it gets funnier to me every time i tell it.

How did the butcher introduce his wife?
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hahahahahaha... i've said this joke a million times, but it gets funnier to me every time i tell it.

How did the butcher introduce his wife?

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" Meet Patty" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha you know it's funny... don't be ashamed
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Two rednecks are out in the woods hunting,
when one falls to the ground grasping his chest..... then gasps his last breath
.. the second is startled by that and begines to panic at what to do
so he remembers his cell phone and calls 911

"911 Operator whats your emergency?"

he replies "my friend has just died and i dont know what to do"

the operator calmly says. "its gonna be ok calm down and listen to me i know what to do"

"ok" replies the redneck

"first of all we need to make sure he is dead " says the operator
a long pause on the phone.............................................







The operator then hears a loud gunshot !!









The Redneck picks up the phone and says" Ok ... now what?"
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