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Old 06-19-2006, 10:37 AM   #1
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Funny Test Answer

EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The
answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of is
changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into and t he rate at which they are leaving. I
think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to , it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering , let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to . Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to .

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in to stay the same, the
volume of has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter , then the temperature and
pressure in will increase until all breaks
loose.
2. If is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in , then the temperature and
pressure will drop until freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that is
exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh my ."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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Old 06-19-2006, 10:45 AM   #2
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One of my professors showed us a little different version of this when I was in college. It's not true.

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still funny none the less
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It made me laugh
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So in theory you can only go to heaven from here, because this is .
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