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Old 06-17-2006, 10:31 AM   #1
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TOP 10 REASONS TO SLEEP WITH A Motorcycle Rider

TOP 10 REASONS TO SLEEP WITH A Motorcycle Rider

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10. because no matter how nice it is, we still like to hammer down on it

9. because no one likes a guy that cant get it up

8. because we know where all the good spots are

7. because we can play for hours and still not get bored

6. because we never stop learning new tricks

5. because we get our best ideas from the videos we watch

4. because we always have protection

3. because no matter how hard it is, we never stop trying

2. because your boyfriend envies us

1. because we dont care about make, model, shape or color :notworthy
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:42 AM   #2
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TOP 10 REASONS TO SLEEP WITH A Motorcycle Rider

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10. because no matter how nice it is, we still like to hammer down on it

9. because no one likes a guy that cant get it up

8. because we know where all the good spots are

7. because we can play for hours and still not get bored

6. because we never stop learning new tricks

5. because we get our best ideas from the videos we watch

4. because we always have protection

3. because no matter how hard it is, we never stop trying

2. because your boyfriend envies us

1. because we dont care about make, model, shape or color :notworthy
wouldn't that just say you don't care what kind of damage done to it? not picky about what you have or choose... ya know *nudge nudge*...... so if that last line is true.. i wouldn't touch a ride with a 10ft pole..... okay i'd poke you with a stick though. :icon_bigg
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:45 AM   #3
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i interpret it as...

as long as you're hot, it doesn't matter what race, nationality, or color
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shape?.. come'on. hahaha
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Old 06-17-2006, 10:48 AM   #5
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OMFG YOU SUCK JUST READ AND LAUGH GODDAMNIT
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hahahahahaha okay..
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[xx] continue to comment
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i didn't find that amusing and now i shall expell that from my body like the feces it is.
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I SENT THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I THINK SHE GOT ABOUT IT LOL
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I SENT THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I THINK SHE GOT ABOUT IT LOL
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lol, this is awesome
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LOL...Thats some funny .
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this should be a sticky .... hilarious!!
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