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Old 06-14-2006, 09:31 PM   #1
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Break in

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds a young couple lying in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants , don't resist, don't complain...do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey...I love you too!"
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:37 PM   #2
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:35 AM   #4
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:36 AM   #5
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Old 06-15-2006, 10:41 AM   #7
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hahgahahahahaha that's funny.. i was scared to read it at first
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