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Old 04-19-2010, 07:57 PM   #1
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Caught them beeches red handed!!

3am last night im sitting in my car on the driveway talking on the phone to this adorable 18 year old "good girl" im fully planning on corrupting the shyt outta when i see 2 queers walk onto my driveway with a box of tools in hand. I stopped talking even with the female on the other end feeling the need to tell me why shes planning on waiting till marriage; this or the fact my bikes about to get jacked caused me to hang up immediatly and watch the guys go over to the bike and try to move it.

I keep the steering locked so 1 of the guys took out a screw driver and stuck it in the ignition and im desperatly looking around my car for something to these mothers up with. Now I am of brown decent and the fact that i didnt have any weapons on me was even a little confusing to me, regardless i remembered the greatness of Chuck Norris and jumped outta my car like a ninja clad in nothing but a pair of camo boxer-briefs..

There was an awkward silence for like 5 seconds as the 2 dudes just watched with a look on their face.. then a and they kinda looked at eachother like "what do we do with this guy?" In my excitment i had left the phone in the car so when i told them i was calling the cops they said okay abercrombie do it. By now they had started casualy walking away obviously not percieving me as much of a threat. Thats when I knew Id have to karate chop 1 of these motherfuggers..

I started following them and thats when the taller looking one reach behind his back and said he had a gun. That did make me think twice and although I shoulda round house kicked him in the face, I havnt seen the matrix in a while and forgot how to dodge bullets so I ran inside and told my family to call the cops. For some odd random reason I remembered there's an old ninja sword sitting my dads room that he used to threaten to beat us with when we were kids.. I grabbed that and ran back outside to see them at the end of my street.

About 5 minutes later our neighborhood is crawling with police, they shut the exits off and and even entered the woods to look for them. A squad car pulled up to me and ordered me to go inside and put some pants on and that they had ' had a 2nd call in that night of a naked man running around with a sword in hand.

SADLY these bastards were not caught, they are roaming free to steal more bikes in the Clear Lake area.. The best that I can describe them is 1 was wasa tall white male , skinny and bald. And the other was just hideously ugly, looked like some kinda derranged chipmunk had witha squirrel looking complete with a 1 inch gap between his front teeth. If these punks are seen, please shoot first and ask questions later. My bike was saved, but it did cost me a perfectly good piece of virgin .
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A squad car pulled up to me and ordered me to go inside and put some pants on and that they had ' had a 2nd call in that night of a naked man running around with a sword in hand.
That's funny.
The stealing thieves, not so fvcking much.
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:08 PM   #4
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now you'll look like a hero in front of the virgin ! but good on you on at least trying to stop them and calling the cops. but i bet next time you'll have something in your ride!!
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:09 PM   #5
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Where is this girl? Pics? I will tell her Im all about her choice to wait. That has never lasted more than 2 weeks. That was an extreme case too. Good story though.
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:14 PM   #7
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i have to say that was quiet an interesting write up. thank you. for being of brown decent I have 2 things for you. 1. why don't you have weapons on you? aren't you required by code brown to always pack heat? 2. you have a good grasp on the english language. Isn't that another violation of the brown code? lol. glad they didn't jack your ride, but rest assured they'll prolly be back so see #1.
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:15 PM   #8
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I would think you would have a screw driver at least.
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If you had a gun and they had a gun how do you think this would have ended???
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If you had a gun and they had a gun how do you think this would have ended???
Two of them dead with a lot of bullet holes in them. I guarantee I would have been shooting as soon as I got out of the car before they even new what hit them. I shoot at least twice a month and have taken every tactical coarse and pretty sure I could have out shot them. I will always shoot first (when needed) and ask questions later. I will take my chance in court on my word vs their dead body.
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Funny story, next time call the cops and stay hidden, then follow if they leave until cops get there. They probably would have caught them.
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Whats up homie....long time no see.

if he shot first then badly for them.....
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Two of them dead with a lot of bullet holes in them. I guarantee I would have been shooting as soon as I got out of the car before they even new what hit them. I shoot at least twice a month and have taken every tactical coarse and pretty sure I could have out shot them. I will always shoot first (when needed) and ask questions later. I will take my chance in court on my word vs their dead body.
What happens if they have no gun?? And you shoot and kill them??
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good read.!!

but i really hope that "code brown" isnt whats associating to the advertisement up top..

i got "eradicate extreme poverty&hunger support concern worldwide"

that cant be right.


edit: i bet it was "naked"..lol

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Old 04-19-2010, 08:49 PM   #19
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What happens if they have no gun?? And you shoot and kill them??
He said he had a gun and reached for it. Fear for your life is all that is really needed. Court is always a risky venture though.
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lol. after reflecting on code brown, it also occurs to me that in a hospital setting "code brown" also refers to a patient that has them self and is in need of cleaning,lol.
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