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Old 06-12-2006, 10:58 PM   #1
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So anyways....

I've been gone for a while, and I just thought I'd let you all know why.

Remember that whole heist thing we had going on? Well, thats where the story started, I had this whole idea for those who might have missed it, to run an ad on craigslist and get some naive girl to show up and let us dominate her into doing chores for us, cleaning our bikes and whatnot. Yeah I know, but it sounded good at the time.

Well, someone actually responded to the ad, said she was looking for that kind of action. So we met, and I dont' know what kind of mental image your forming but she was no dog, in fact, I was quite surprised by her looks, she actually looked like one of those high end escorts you hear about, she had long brown hair that she normaly kept curled, her olive skin and green eyes were very very entrancing, she was dressed in designer clothing, the kind you don't find at a deptartment store, looked very upscale and very sexy without revealing too much, it's hard to describe but she had it going on, and she smelled so nice, you know that smell women have when they are fresh from the shower? She smelled like that, all the time.

But I wanted her for one thing, and one thing only, entertainment, so I would do my best to humiliate her, I made her wash and cook and clean and do all sorts of things, it seemed like the more I dished out the more she enjoyed it. Things started getting boring actually so I took it up a notch, when she would come over I would begin barraging her with insults, and making the chores more and more difficult.. it seemed like she was loving it, she wouldn't smile or anything, but she would just bow her head down, and work that much harder to please me, every order was answered with a simple soft broken voiced "yessir".

I would make her wipe my entire kitchen floor with a sponge, using water from the bathroom sink just because it was on the other side of the house, and when she was all done, I threw some food on the floor, and said she did a terrible job and made her wipe that whole area all over again. I would give her "compliments" from time to time, but not in the sense that you would think, I would simply say after a good hours work doing something "Well... you didn't screw it up as bad as I thought you would" and the look on her eyes was as if I had just given her a million dollars. This girl had issues.

In the end I found out that basically, she acted this way because people would kiss her so much because of her looks, guys would do anything for her just to get one smidge of attention from her, and she hated it, she wanted.. no NEEDED to be dominated, to be controlled, to be put in her place, and she wasn't getting that anywhere but from me.

Now heres the problem, thats the last thing I needed, especially when things started getting worse, she started showing up in sluttier and sluttier clothes, dressing like I was treat ing her basically, and she would try and come on to me, hugging me and kissing my neck, but each time I would push her away and ask her What in the world she thought a guy like me would ever see in someone as nasty as her... she would just lower her head and say "yessir" in that same broken voice. The words I'm using are edited too, I was actually much colder, but I can't type those words here without getting word pasties put over them.

Well, I had to get rid of this girl, I was thinking of the problem and thought I had a solution one day while she was doing the dishes, she was just about done, when I grabbed her by the arm, took her to the door and told her "GET THE F OUT!!!" Again, I just got "Yessir" and she left.

That was too easy I thought to myself, and in fact, it was, she showed up the next day as if nothing had happened, oh my Lord I was thinking, she LIKES that! So no I'm really freaking out, and I thought "well wait a second... if being mean is what she wants, I'll be nice" So I told her to come in and sit down, I calmly explained to her the whole heist thing, how it was just a joke, at her expense, and I was sorry, and didn't want to see her again, and apologised again. Much to my surprise, she freaked out, actually thats an understatement, she went ape , and she jumped up, and started screaming and cussing and spitting.. she atacked me! Punching and hitting and I grabbed her but she kept yelling and in the heat of the moment.... I pimp slapped her.... hard. I don't know what got into me, I've never slapped a woman before... but I did, she hit the ground, a trickle of blood came accross her red lips... she looked up at me and said "Your still reading this? WTF Thats what you get for calling me Hemi-Guy! Bah haha"


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Old 06-12-2006, 11:01 PM   #2
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:02 PM   #3
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we got pics of the hemi guy one time... wait a minute?!
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:05 PM   #6
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we got pics of the hemi guy one time... wait a minute?!

OOOOOOOOOH BAAAAAM HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You read that whole thing, my master plan worked, ooh ooh hahahahahahhaha.

*cough*

Oh it was sooooo worth it.


BTW I'm planning a wednesday night drunk for next week, I'm buying the beer if you all wanna show up again. I'll bring my Dodge =)
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OOOOOOOOOH BAAAAAM HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You read that whole thing, my master plan worked, ooh ooh hahahahahahhaha.

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Oh it was sooooo worth it.


BTW I'm planning a wednesday night drunk for next week, I'm buying the beer if you all wanna show up again. I'll bring my Dodge =)
sweet! this weds or next?
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ooh hey ricky, I still have those bar ends if you want them, brand new in the package.
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sweet! this weds or next?

Honestly, it depends on Los, he's getting something for me and it depends when it'll be ready. Prolly next week though to give more time.
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Honestly, it depends on Los, he's getting something for me and it depends when it'll be ready. Prolly next week though to give more time.
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