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Old 06-12-2006, 06:20 PM   #1
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Wink Fred And Mary

> Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
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> Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind
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> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up
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> Johnny asks again, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never
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> mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
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> After school, Johnny comes home and asks once again, "Are Fred and
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> He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I

> gave him my airplane glue."
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Old 06-12-2006, 06:24 PM   #2
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lol funny story.
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Old 06-12-2006, 07:59 PM   #3
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that's a funny one!!!! I mistook ORAJEL and SUPER GLUE once...NOT FUN!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 08:41 PM   #4
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it was night time, and I had a tooth ache, and I dunno why the super glue was on my night stand......DON"T LAUGH, I can be goofy at times. Especially on Mondays
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Old 06-12-2006, 09:18 PM   #6
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