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Old 06-12-2006, 03:44 PM   #1
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another couple jokes

Remaining as enemies
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab other picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.

As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"


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The judge says to a triple-homicide defendant, "You are charged with beating
your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." From the back of the courtroom a
voice yells out, "You ."

The judge continues, "You are also charged with beating your wife to death
with a hammer." From the back of the courtroom a voice yells out, "You
."

Moving on, the judge says, "You are further charged with beating your
teen-age son, who apparently had some drug problems, to death with a hammer,
too." From the back of the courtroom a voice yells out, "You ."

The judge, having had enough of the outbursts, says, "Sir, I can understand
your emotional state and the anger that comes from such crimes; however,
there are to be no more outbursts from you, or I will charge you with
contempt. Do you understand me?"

The man in the back of the courtroom stands up and says, "For fifteen years,
I have lived next door to that , and every time I asked to borrow a
hammer, he said he didn't have one."


"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"
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you messed that up bad lol, you put the end of one joke after the 2nd joke.... i was like wtf is going on when i finished reading hte first one lol
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Old 06-12-2006, 03:53 PM   #3
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you messed that up bad lol, you put the end of one joke after the 2nd joke.... i was like wtf is going on when i finished reading hte first one lol

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Old 06-12-2006, 04:46 PM   #4
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uh, it is not fixed
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Old 06-12-2006, 04:48 PM   #5
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lol, i was like "i dont get the joke"
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Old 06-12-2006, 04:51 PM   #6
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lol how the heck did i forget to paste the punchline my bad now its fixed
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