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Old 06-11-2006, 01:53 PM   #41
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Old 06-11-2006, 01:54 PM   #42
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Old 06-11-2006, 01:58 PM   #46
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A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY

A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.
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Old 06-11-2006, 01:59 PM   #47
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trying to get the diaper back on


now thats fuc ked up :laughing6
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Old 06-11-2006, 02:10 PM   #48
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wow..yall will laugh when I tell yall what it is and I'm gonna have to pass on those offers guys, especially you Ricky bc you just didn't do it right the last time...ROFLMAO
He didnt do the alligator eyes the right way??? Shame , Shame.





:laughing6 :laughing6 I take back my last about your ladies skills, Kline!:laughing6
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go massage some penises raggity 1
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