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Old 06-10-2006, 02:38 PM   #1
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Managment Lesson

Subject: Management Lesson

Johnny wanted to have with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $1,000 dollars if you'll have with me."

The girl said, "NO!!!"

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend, and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $2,000 dollars, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She said, "THE USED QUARTERS!!!"
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Old 06-10-2006, 02:42 PM   #2
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hehehe i like that 1 might try it some time j/p j/p
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Old 06-10-2006, 03:15 PM   #5
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Old 06-10-2006, 03:17 PM   #6
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Well, Your boss has a lot of quarters too?^^^

if thats you, go ahead:laughing6 :laughing6
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