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Old 06-09-2006, 09:00 AM   #1
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Bush joke...

`Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
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Old 06-09-2006, 09:25 AM   #2
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:13 AM   #4
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dont make fun of bush,
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:15 AM   #5
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Yep... he is definetly a joke.
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:16 AM   #6
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yeah, two hot, drunk daughters, what else could you ask for? lol
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no need to make up jokes. the stuff that he actually says is 10 times stupider/funnier.
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dont make fun of bush,
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