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Old 06-09-2006, 01:03 AM   #1
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ATTENTION NON MILITARY PERSONNEL

MILITARY RULES FOR NON-MILITARY PERSONNEL

"Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

(1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their .

(2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their .

(3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see any one doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their .

(4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your kicked.

(5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an -kicking (children are exempt).

(6) If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their .

(7) Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe -kicking.

(8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those! who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your kicked!

(9) 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your !

(10) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal are not standard issue in the military. If you keep asking us where he is, you will get your kicked!

(11) 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' or 'Hooligans Navy' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your kicked.

(12) Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its kicked."

"It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press

"It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech."

"It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate and who allows the protester to burn the flag."

"It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag."
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:07 AM   #2
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I think we should just all get together and kick everybodies
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:12 AM   #3
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hmmm, very imformative, these are things most people should do anyways.
But an -kicking everyone shall receive reguardless
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:16 AM   #4
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me and shinobi will kill everbody :mumum:
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Old 06-09-2006, 02:39 AM   #7
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good words, i agree with it all, and your right, call me a grunt, i'll laugh and say yep, those were some good times.
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:29 AM   #8
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Number 5 is so true...

I've been in the AF for 2 years now and I've been asked if I fly planes about 75125005025020520 times....
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:33 AM   #9
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Number 5 is so true...

I've been in the AF for 2 years now and I've been asked if I fly planes about 75125005025020520 times....
WOW!! That's EXACTLY how many times I was asked how much my Hummer costs! Eerie. I started telling people "$8/lb".
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(5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an -kicking (children are exempt).

This one kills me....even ppl i know ask me this....i am like yeah after i fix them i have to take them for a test drive....lol
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Last time I went to the motocross at Reliant Stadium people were taking off their hats for "Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood. I thought it was cheesy.
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(6) If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their .

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