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Old 06-06-2006, 11:43 AM   #1
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Old one but good one

You Need To Have a Bad Day



You Need To Have a Bad Day to Get Into Heaven
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people
who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the
pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I
came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but
couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th
floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went
inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some
bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed
him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a
crime of passion, he let the man in.
He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was
awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th
floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to
grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started
pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then
the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to
enjoy this job.
"Tell me about the day you died? he said to the third man in line.
"OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."



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Old 06-06-2006, 11:54 AM   #3
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