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Old 06-06-2006, 10:44 AM   #1
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Cute Joke

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station when
> he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with little
> ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle.
>
> The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to
> a dog and a cat. The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look:
> "That's a lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
>
> 'Thanks,' says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices
> the little girl has tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar
> and one to the cat's testicles.
>
> 'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to tell you
> how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around
> the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster.'
>
> The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at the dog
> and at the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:
>
> 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren,
> would I?'
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Old 06-06-2006, 11:03 AM   #2
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lol , nice one i like the cute jokes
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Old 06-06-2006, 11:07 AM   #3
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tie the cat up, and then have a 2nd string to his , like a bell. give a yank to be heard
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