MotoHouston.com MotoHouston.com
Register Members List Member Map Media Calendar Garage Forum Home Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MotoHouston.com > Off Topic (everything else) > Off Topic
Forgot info?

Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!

Register Today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.


Like us on Facebook! Regular shirt GIVEAWAYS and more

Advertisement

Reply
Share This Thread: 
Subscribe to this Thread Thread Tools
Old 06-01-2006, 01:23 PM   #1
fuknrobert
the necessary villain
 
fuknrobert's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Hideout
Feedback Rating: (1)
Posts: 14,959

Experience: 5 years
Trackdays: 10+

Bike(s):
'04 R6, '05 70, '04 fiddy!









Teaching Manners

No cliff notes, just read the thing... it's funny.

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your in the train, cause we're going down the tracks. "

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat in the kitchen."
__________________

Quote:
Originally Posted by bentgixxer
im not a midget , i was actually born with a type of dwarfism, but i took medication for 12 yrs to reach just 5'6"
fuknrobert is offline   Reply With Quote
Similar Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Teaching kids English in China babymilo36 Off Topic 28 06-23-2011 10:13 AM
TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS tyler83 Off Topic 5 04-28-2010 05:49 PM
Teaching Maths Grinchy Off Topic 11 11-30-2009 08:13 PM
Teaching the GF to ride... 07CBR General Discussion (Moto Related) 20 03-31-2008 08:16 PM
Advertisement
Old 06-01-2006, 01:25 PM   #2
NOSRavenR1
New bike soon
 
NOSRavenR1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Montgomery/Conroe
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 378


Bike(s):
crashed 2005 Yamaha R1









__________________
Life doesn't start until 150m.p.h.
NOSRavenR1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 01:31 PM   #3
ArturoC
51% Geek, 49% SuperHero
 
ArturoC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Atascocita
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 23,248


Bike(s):
'99 GSXR600
'04 NSR 50
'09 Yamaha WR250X
'07 Triumph 675

Member Garage





Send a message via ICQ to ArturoC Send a message via AIM to ArturoC Send a message via Yahoo to ArturoC Send a message via Skype™ to ArturoC
lol
__________________
Blog | Pics | YouTube
CMRA [Prov Nov]ice #404
Sponsors: D&D - GoPro - Amsoil
ArturoC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 01:33 PM   #4
tcmatt
Guest
 
Posts: n/a







Member Garage





bahahahhaha..
  Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 01:41 PM   #5
Btrthnezr3
It means Better Than Ezra
 
Btrthnezr3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Nacogdoches
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 564












Send a message via AIM to Btrthnezr3
LOL!
__________________
Original Signature.
Btrthnezr3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 01:43 PM   #6
Greenway Smokey
Super duper member!
 
Greenway Smokey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Galleria
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 2,382


Bike(s):
'04 1200XL









Send a message via AIM to Greenway Smokey
awesome! haha
__________________
If dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting!
www.eat4sport.com
Greenway Smokey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 01:55 PM   #7
R.J.
Flyer Than Superman
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Woodlands
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 179


Bike(s):
Gixxer like everyone & their mom









Send a message via AIM to R.J.
LoL I liked that one.
R.J. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 02:15 PM   #8
elemental2
Senior Member
 
elemental2's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Southwest
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 610


Bike(s):
zx6r









Send a message via ICQ to elemental2 Send a message via AIM to elemental2 Send a message via Yahoo to elemental2
:laughing6
__________________
If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well..."



Don't take life to seriously; no one gets out alive.
elemental2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 03:06 PM   #9
yankee
Senior Member
 
yankee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Sugar Land
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 1,082


Bike(s):
08 HD Nightster









good one
yankee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 04:21 PM   #10
micho
Senior Member
 
micho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 174












hahahaha.. that's funny
micho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-01-2006, 04:27 PM   #11
B.S. Motorsports
non agent jake
 
B.S. Motorsports's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: S.E. all by my self
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 5,788


Bike(s):
20th ann. gsxr 750









lol too funny.
__________________
____________________________________


morefun00800033mr[/IMG][/
!!If it aint its !!
B.S. Motorsports is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Advertisement


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:36 PM.


MotoHouston.com is not responsible for the content posted by users.
Privacy Policy