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Old 05-24-2006, 01:02 PM   #1
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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along
and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied,
"This is the most powerful liquid in the world,

it's called turpentine."

The Priest said,

"No, the most powerful liquid in the world
is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water
and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,
she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied,

"Yeah but, you take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's and he'll pass
a Harley Davidson."
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Old 05-24-2006, 01:02 PM   #2
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Old 05-24-2006, 01:08 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2006, 01:19 PM   #4
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:49 PM   #5
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