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Old 05-24-2006, 07:49 AM   #1
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Talking DR. PHIL.....

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on , we're leaving."
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:59 AM   #2
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Hey! I resemble the first one! Honestly, I got my name form a candy bar. MY parents thought for sure that I was gonna be a boy, so they only had a boy name picked out! So after I was born my dad was in the waiting area eating a candy bar and tought up my name! My mom tweeted it a bit with Candice, but to this day I have always been called Candie! True story!
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Hey! I resemble the first one! Honestly, I got my name form a candy bar. MY parents thought for sure that I was gonna be a boy, so they only had a boy name picked out! So after I was born my dad was in the waiting area eating a candy bar and tought up my name! My mom tweeted it a bit with Candice, but to this day I have always been called Candie! True story!
At least it's not !!!!
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