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Old 05-24-2006, 07:20 AM   #1
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Subject: Police Comments



The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos

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#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out

after you wear them awhile."



#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a

worthless document."



#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."



#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,

that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."



#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can

write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"



#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it

will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"



#9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again

or I'll give you another ticket."



#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or

not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"



#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to

ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo-doo."



#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."



#5 "In we trust, all others we run through NCIC."



#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"



#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now

we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."



#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.

At least you know someone who can post your bail."



#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right 'mam, we

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Old 05-24-2006, 07:33 AM   #2
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LOL I've had no. 11 said to me before.
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Old 05-24-2006, 08:04 AM   #3
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Old 05-24-2006, 11:38 AM   #7
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.... that's awesome.. I've had a few say some messed up things to me before, lol
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#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can

write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"


Had one ask me a similar trick question like this one. I just told him that I wasn't gonna answer.
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Old 05-24-2006, 11:50 AM   #9
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I watch cops and police videos almost everyday.. I've learned what to and not to say to a cop. #1 rule, passenger always keep their mouth SHUT!
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Quote:
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<snip>

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or

not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

<snip>

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right 'mam, we

don't. Sign here.




Cops = The one profession where you should not be allowed to be so unprofessional. :eh:
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Old 05-24-2006, 11:57 AM   #12
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yea cause that's the classic "there is something illegal in the car" tip off. Once they say that, it's grounds for searching. They are retards
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Classic cops moment.
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Old 05-24-2006, 12:10 PM   #16
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