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Old 05-23-2006, 05:49 PM   #1
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19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh !! My glass eye!!"

6. Say ", this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting... more sinkers than floaters!"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot!"

15. Say, ", I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free!"

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Old 05-23-2006, 05:53 PM   #2
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that is pretty funny
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Old 05-23-2006, 06:04 PM   #3
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Old 05-23-2006, 06:07 PM   #4
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Old 05-25-2006, 02:23 AM   #5
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Old 05-25-2006, 03:27 AM   #6
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that was pretty funny. even though I went to Laff Stop tonight and heard funnier stuff than that but I give you props I even laughed...and July? Oh wait fuknroberts 4th party!!!!!LOL
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Sounds like fun.. Yet another event i'll be missing out on.
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Old 05-25-2006, 04:17 AM   #9
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:51 AM   #10
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Not mainly because im 15, its the fact i dont live in Houston anymore, so i cant really go to events and such.
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:55 AM   #11
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Vandals, you can't even come out for the 'big' mh.com meets? like the BBQ that's supposed to happen?
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Old 05-25-2006, 11:59 AM   #12
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I might be able to make it to some events.
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