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Old 05-23-2006, 06:06 AM   #1
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Talking Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks
up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch , 3 pound left , 3 pound
right , Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY
did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch pipe,
my left weighs 3 pounds, my right
weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown!! Sweet Jesus,
I thought you said, 'Turn Around'!"
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:29 AM   #2
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Old 05-23-2006, 11:35 AM   #3
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Turner brown, the Impaler. who needs a 20 inch d*ck anyway?
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