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Old 05-22-2006, 11:23 AM   #1
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Old Riddle

An old man shows up at the border once a month on a donkey carrying a jar of broken glass, a jar of torn-up paper and a jar of oregano. The border agents don't like the look of this fellow, so they make him dump the contents of the three jars onto a table. They search the glass for diamonds, the paper for money, and the oregano for marijuana. But they don't find anything illegal. So they shrug their shoulders and let the old man -- and the glass and the paper and the oregano -- cross the border, knowing they'll see him again in a month. The question: What's the man smuggling?
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:30 AM   #2
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:32 AM   #3
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Donkeys.

Or Jars
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:34 AM   #4
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thats an old joke...cept was a bicycle not a Donkey
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:38 AM   #5
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Wrong. He had a cocaine filled condom up his azz
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:41 AM   #6
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:41 AM   #7
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Naw. The answer was Donkeys.

But I did read about the cocaine smuggling thing somewhere.
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:42 AM   #8
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Thats just disgusting
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:43 AM   #9
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Still funny though
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YEA!! I FRICKIN ROCK!!!....ohh sorry.:confused1
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Wrong. He had a cocaine filled condom up his azz
hehehehehehe
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man this cocaine smells like sh#t....
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i heard the same thing but it was wheel barrows and dirt..
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Wrong. He had a cocaine filled condom up his azz

Sorry - I guess some people don't like crude humor.

I thought the was funny. :confused1
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Old 05-22-2006, 11:46 PM   #18
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Wrong. He had a cocaine filled condom up his azz
Crude humor is one thing, i just dont like the idea of my coke coming from some crusty old man's .
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