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Old 05-21-2006, 05:51 PM   #1
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So's I'm baby sitting a racist bird

My Aryan neighbor and his wife have been having problems, so she moves out and knows I like the bird, so over here it goes. Its an African grey and he talks up a storm.
I was blown away when he starts up with this MFer this and MFer that.
he even does the lalalalalalallalalallaa thing the muslem wimmenz do with their tongue and then makes a gun shot sound and says "nice shot" some times even 'double taps" 'em or draws the shot out like its a long distance one.
yesterday he said something about muhammed and some camel squirt and I dont wanna elaborate anymore because it will cause an uprising of epic proportions.
So anyway, does anybody know how long its gonna take him to not speaky the lingo of the Aryan brotherhood? Will this stuff leave his vocabulary?
I've been reading up and thye say these birds can have a 2,000+ word vocabulary and I've gotta say, so far, prolly 50% of his is not nice
He even sez something like "you have to hit _ _ _ _ _ babies twice because they got thick skulls, and a third time because its fun".
not yoking, this bird is a trip and I am trying to teach him nice things, like burping and farting noises
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hahahahhahaha, I could prolly do that
just wouldnt make folks very happy, my wife isnt to happy
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i thought this was going to be a joke. but thats crazy
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My grandparents raised birds. I think you are in for a long road. Best thing you can do is use postive language around the bird. He will pick it up! But it could be months down the road and he will still bust out with some of the Aryan stuff! Good luck!
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i'll take him off your hands...i can keep him my garage away from my kids so they dont pickup on that stuff. Sounds like he would be a trip to listen to. The sad thing is, can you imagine hopw long this guy had to sit around talking this mess to the bird for him to pick up on all that stuff? I mean aside from the fact that he is a hate monger he should really get a hobby and quit talking to little animals.
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oh my . you have got to me me, haahahahah. perch him atop your bars, and let him learn how to imitate a turbo!
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i'll take him off your hands...i can keep him my garage away from my kids so they dont pickup on that stuff. Sounds like he would be a trip to listen to. The sad thing is, can you imagine hopw long this guy had to sit around talking this mess to the bird for him to pick up on all that stuff? I mean aside from the fact that he is a hate monger he should really get a hobby and quit talking to little animals.
There is no way I woudl get rid of him. Ike is an awesome bird, very passive and gentle.
This guy would watch the histroy channel on them war shows and the bird make the sound of bombs falling then booooom! like a long whistle then kaboooom.
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oh my . you have got to me me, haahahahah. perch him atop your bars, and let him learn how to imitate a turbo!
could put little bird goggles on him and he could go potato potato potato
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thats too funny dude----a socially misfit bird, just goes to show you we humans can corrupt anything
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Dude I so wanna meet this bird this is effing hilarious.
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oh.. you have to attach audio files please... it's a bird ... just put a warning
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cool, i have an african grey. He's still a young so he's not talking yet, but he's trying and he can whistle pretty good. If you whistle something he will try and do it right after he hears it. He will sit there and pay attn while your whistling and then he tries. It'll take him a few tries to get it but he gets it. These birds are smart but they can be mean too.
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ive always wanted a parrot.. and it sounds like you have one i could have alot of fun with... lol
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