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Old 05-21-2006, 12:30 PM   #1
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Everybody be safe and lock your doors!

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his .

Police suspect a cereal killer.

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Old 05-21-2006, 12:32 PM   #2
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LOL! lame! but funny
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Old 05-21-2006, 12:33 PM   #3
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Old 05-21-2006, 12:35 PM   #4
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nice... marcus is at it again...
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Old 05-21-2006, 07:16 PM   #9
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not funny at all. :icon_bigg
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:18 PM   #10
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:31 PM   #11
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^^ cheap sense of humor.
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:38 PM   #12
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Old 05-21-2006, 08:47 PM   #13
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Old 05-21-2006, 10:59 PM   #14
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I thought about how retarded the little animation was at first. Few minutes later i remembered i was about to make a post. I am easily amused.
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Did I add the smiley face to the end of that, or was that your work?
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:27 PM   #19
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I just thought I would find the last (or first) post available to me and bump it. Fookin Mavs are making me nervous. I don't have any fingernails left so this would be the natural progression
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