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Old 05-18-2006, 12:59 PM   #1
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Talking FUNNY JOKE

A father is in the drugstore with his young son when the boy discovers

the condom aisle. "What are these, Dad?"

"Well, son, those are condoms. They're for protection when you're

having ."

The son points to a pack and asks, "Why does it have only three in it,

Dad?"

"Well, son, those are for high school boys: one for Friday, one for

Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Well, why does this pack have six in it?"

"Well, son, those are for college men: two for Friday, two for

Saturday, and two for Sunday."

"Well then, what about this package with 12 in it?"

"Well, son, those are for married men: one for January, one for

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Old 05-18-2006, 01:06 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2006, 01:22 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2006, 02:07 PM   #8
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im guessin u wanted it more than once a month?...lol im j/j
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Old 05-18-2006, 03:13 PM   #10
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:37 PM   #11
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weak, I lost count how many times I've seen this joke on the net.

and +1 for "turo, I wanna hear some nasty jokes too.
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